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bunney :
Go to Urban Dictionary and look up your real answers to find the crazy answers!
1.) Your name? Jean/Jean Ann
- Female name meaning "God is gracious." Fun, sympathetic, and charming. Witty, brilliant, and an excellent friend. Unless you want your friends to call you. Ever. (aww...hey!!!)
- Jean is a very beautiful girl/woman/lady inside and out------- Origin Ireland, has great artistic talent, loves to paint draw anything ARTISTIC! Loving Sympathetic Optimistic. Smart Creative a GOOD friend likes to have fun and laugh. Also has origin of Venus the Goddess of Love and Beauty!
- An old fashioned name that rhymes with a lot of words. Person named this is usually quite smart.
- (disregards the definitions of "Jean" as an article of clothing)
- a name that means your parents must have really hated yo ass and named you after a pair of clothings (. . . T T)
Jean Ann
- Jeanann means being down to earth, easy to talk to, trustworthy, and someone other people would likely look up to. ( Aww =3)
2.) Your age? 21
- The age at which one is finally considered human. (YUSS!)
- The magical age where it is legally ok to get incredibly drunk. At this time, a young adult spends most of his free time consuming vast amounts of alcohol in a variety of forms, saying that they're "making up for lost years."
- To '21' something is to quit it, to give up on something.
- The magic number in the game of Blackjack.
- The legal drinking age in the United States.
After Prohibition, the age was usually 18 depending on the state, but then in the 1980s President Reagan created a highway subsidy program which basically bribed the states under the condition that the drinking age was raised to 21.
As a result, immaturity, irresponsibility, partying, DUI, and bar attendance increased by an additional 3 years, which continues to this day.
When you compare America to European countries which don't have a legal drinking age, you realize that this behavior is irreversible in the short term and thus no politician will ever lower the drinking age back to 18. Except the Libertarian Party or maybe Ron Paul. (hehehe...)
3.) One of your friends? Hanna
- Most beautiful girl in the world (YUSS!)
-The best friend in all of the world (YUSS!!!)
- The coolest most wonderful hottest girl with no boyfriend. (BECAUSE SHE'S MARRIED!!)
- The name by which all others are jealous. (Uh huh!!)
- hanna is one kick-ass girl (HOO-AH!!)
4.) What should you be doing? Practicing
- The act of turning admired potential into envied ability. Contrary to popular belief, practice does not make "perfect", it conversely makes "permanent". (There was actually another definition, but for "practicing violin", which...probably would've worked better, but whatever...)
5.) Favorite color? Silver
- Illegal copy of movie/cd (usually before the dvd/cd hit the stores) sold on the street.
- To have a completely sober event, day, etc.
- Another word for backstabber.
- Along same lines as 'gold' as in 'hahaha snap, that's gold!' but just a little but gay.
6.) Birthplace? Guam
Guam is an island in the North Pacific at 13-27 N 144-47 E. It is an unincorporated territory of the United States. Basically, it's a third world colony of the U.S.; home to large military bases. Demographics: 50% Chamorros (alt. Chamorru or Chamoron) the lazy (1/3 of Chamorros are on the dole) indigenous people of the island that look like chubby Filipinos. 30% actual Filipinos (most of the workforce), 8% Micronesian primitives, 7% Asians, and about 5% haolies, not counting the military. Although well funded by the U.S.; any funds are squandered by an inept, corrupt local government. Thus, the infrastructure is in decay, the schools are a nightmare, and you'll die if you go to the hospital. People in Guam enjoy BBQ's, eating Spam, drinking Budweiser, making babies, chewing Pugua, not working, and beating people up (especially wives).
An unincorporated territory of United States and is the largest southern island in the Marianas.
Where America's day begin.
Where the sun shines first then the States.
Where majority of Chamorro people dont know how to speak their language
Where local people make more babies to qualify for foodstamps
Where outsiders or mainly foreigners are taking over their islands
Where land is so rare that Chamorros rent apartments
Where Micronesians qualify for foods stamps too
Where speed limit is forbidden
Where signaling is not needed
Where the road is so screwed up you end up in the driving on the wrong lane
Where chamorros are called "CHAUD"
Where Filipinos are called "FAUBS"
Where having 10 kids is tax free
Where the population of pregnant women are increasing
Where "Baby Making Weather" (BMW) happens when it rains
Where people drive nice cars but have food stamps
( ^ ^;;)
7.) Month of your birth? April
- The month where the sexiest bitches are born (Aww djeah!)
-The most amazing month ever in which only the coolest people in the world are born in
- Spring begins.
- The 4th month of the year, In which National Marijuana Day is celebrated on the 20th.
- Aries and Taurus signs belong here
8.) Last person you talked to? Rich
- a very common male name. many sexy guys are named Richard
and FYI they don't like being called Dick.
- a very tall man, who knows when he finds love and will stop at nothing to get it. the nickname "dick" enrages him and will probably punch you in the arm if you call him that. he enjoys the company of his friends and will gladly change his schedule for them.
- A big tall possibly hairy man. Usually likes to walk around with no shoes and unclipped toenails until he makes someone do it. His height allows him to pee really loud, especially when drunk. Which he normally is a lot and loves it. Dick is another name for this species, which is peculiar since they usually have big dongs. Richards are known to eat pounds of food a day and not gain any weight, and sometimes even lose weight from this. They are pretty fun and outgoing people, and like to sit around playing video games or the guitar until they get a girlfriend. They are always on time, and very loyal companions.
- Tall, almost towering, large features, arms, legs. Beautiful heart. Kind, usually reserved about sharing his feelings. Although he is able to communicate well, he feels much more deeply than he speaks. Only those that are close to him will ever really know him. Will see 'it' through even if he is unhappy, his commitment unwavering. Will make many mistakes believing he has made a 'wise' choice. Realizes logic does not bring happiness. Falls in love only once, usually shocking (completely different upbringings) to him. When he does find her, he is relentless in his pursuit. However, it is not calculating, unconsciously he maneuvers his actions to allow himself to be with her. A strong, powerful force, a positive energy, other men are always questioning, "what's so great about Richard?". Spiritual leader. Excellent lover, very good with his entire body, making women fantasize about him regularly. A very thick, yummy kisser. Richard is a kind, good, lovely, beautiful, sweet, aggressive, sensitive man with a consecrated heart. Richard is super sexxy! (Wow...that's a lot for just a name... o o)
9.) One of your nicknames? *tries Moonshine*
- Moonshine is illegally distilled homemade whisky, usually with a very high alcohol content. It got its name because it was normally distilled at night "by the light of the moon." Most moonshine is distilled in West Virginia, Kentucky and Virginia.
- Guy cums into his hands, slaps hands together, and then shines cum onto girl's butt cheeks.
- To punch someone in the nuts and then moon then. Also called tapping the keg.
- Receiving a blow job while mooning a large group of people.
*tries...Bubblegum*
- a fairly potent form of marijuana (cannibis sativa) that carries a slight aftertaste as of chewing gums
- The showing of one's scrotum to an unprepared victim by way of asking if he/she would like some bubblegum
*tries...Sharpie*
A type of permanent markers.
- This brand name, "Sharpie" is used to talk about any type of permanent marker, like how we call all band-aids "Band-Aids", by the brand name, regardless of the actual name of the product.
- The greatest invention known to man since the gun. will mark on any surface known to man, even some known to monkeys. is friggen awesome. you need to buy some. at least 100.
- A permanent marker that easily makes you high, dizzy or both. Either way, it kills your brain cells.
- if theres nothing else...it makes a great dildo!
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